Or is that against like wizard rules or something
Can I cast rootin' tootin' shootin' (literally just a revolver)
dude are you seriously eating macarons? looks like two buttcheeks and backsack. *realizes i’m in a french bakery and all the frenchmen just kind of look at each other and nod with an eyebrow raised like yes zis is ze pointe*
bro i had not even posted this for 2 seconds and it already got the disco elysium tag
Anonymous asked:
Do you like poems?
bunjywunjy answered:
yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem
for context these are the poems
also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:
and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.
I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.
ABSOLUTELY one of my favourites.
Super quickly drawn doodle comic of a very important realization.
*UPDATE: This boob comic has become my most popular post on tumblr, surpassing things that took me months to make. Who would have thought touching your boob at 3AM could bring such glory
official boob post
